All the clocks in the house have started syncing to something that isn’t time. Not each other, either. Just… a mood. You can feel it if you stand still long enough. A sort of pre-tremor, or the breath before a word. The microwave blinks 4:92. The wristwatch ticks backward when I lie. Every device is counting down, but none agree on what happens when it ends.
When hemlines frayed the ground, there was a neon highway
Driving through your mind, I must have missed an exit sign
I like to imagine little SPF bouncers at the door of your skin. "Name?" "The Sun" "Sorry buddy, you're not on the list."
You ever eat a McDonald's fry out of the little tiny corner of the box at the bottom? Tasty.
Is there anybody out there?
I would rather draw the line than cross it.
Everyone tells you that smoking will kill you. What they don't tell you is that is cures salmon.
Freddy Mercury is in retrograde
I've had a dirty spoon running in the dishwasher for a month. It's not that I'm lazy to clean it myself. It's just I believe so much in the next cycle.
I don't even like the last bite of my meal because it's almost leftovers
You ever look out the window of a flight coming back into your town and go..huh...I don't recognize any of this
Everyone wants to be a pioneer but no one wants to be a pilgrim
I want to drive that little car in the back of a fire truck so bad
Regret is mindless. The choice you didn't take you're presuming would have been better.
You are what you eat and I'm a human
You look like you fell out of a good looking tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Most people use sick days backwards. They go to work when they're sick and they call out when they're healthy.
Having a yard sale and it's just pieces of turf on display
Most long stories aren't long they're just fake
I was watching the clock and couldn't decide which hand sucks the most - the second or minute
Your memory is decoded by the DNA of your intentions
A square will never admit all its sides are equal.
Is there an angle the triangle lobby isn't working?
My house keys and my dignity are constantly going missing
At this very moment, a pigeon is meeting the love of its life.
It all made sense for about a minute, then it fell apart
Water isn't wet, it just was dry to begin with
The times weren't better you were just young
