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When Bands Decided Geography Was a Competition
Somewhere in the 1970s, bands got fixated with geography.
Not emotionally, not spiritually - literally. It was like every new act looked at a map and said, “Yeah, that’ll do.”
Boston came along and said, “We’re naming our band after a city.”
Kansas said, “Fuck you, we’re naming ours after a state.”
America said, “Fuck you, we’re naming ours after a whole country.”
Asia said, “Fuck you, we’re naming ours after a continent.”
Then Earth, Wind & Fire said, “Fuck all of you, we’re naming ours after the entire planet and three elements.”
