You
ever eat a McDonald's fry out of the little tiny corner of the box at the bottom? Tasty.test thought
Is
there anybody out there?I would rather draw the line than cross it.
Everyone
tells you that smoking will kill you. What they don't tell you is that is cures salmon.Freddy
Mercury is in retrogradeI've had a dirty spoon running in the dishwasher for a month. It's not that I'm lazy to clean it myself. It's just I believe so much in the next cycle.
I
don't even like the last bite of my meal because it's almost leftoversYou
ever look out the window of a flight coming back into your town and go..huh...I don't recognize any of thisEveryone
wants to be a pioneer but no one wants to be a pilgrimDo
you have Je T'aimeI want to drive that little car in the back of a fire truck so bad
Regret
is mindless. The choice you didn't take you're presuming would have been better.You
are what you eat and I'm a humanYou
look like you fell out of a good looking tree and hit every branch on the way down.Most people use sick days backwards. They go to work when they're sick and they call out when they're healthy.
Having
a yard sale and it's just pieces of turf on displayMost
long stories aren't long they're just fakeI was watching the clock and couldn't decide which hand sucks the most - the second or minute
Your
memory is decoded by the DNA of your intentionshi
therewhat
a surpriseA
square will never admit all its sides are equal.Is
there an angle the triangle lobby isn't working?My
house keys and my dignity are constantly going missingAt
this very moment, a pigeon is meeting the love of its life.It all made sense for about a minute, then it fell apart
Water isn't wet, it just was dry to begin with